lunnasphere:

stop unfollowing me i have a family to support and cocaine to buy

(Source: ninihoho, via pour-some-timelords-on-me)

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

(via egberts)

mistressfeferi:

hopelessbaka:

at least gravity is attracted to me

(via see-you-all-in-therapy)

crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

she dooooooooooooooo

(via tannedchesters)

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

(Source: 314eater, via see-you-all-in-therapy)

vvebkinz:

mr steal yo mechanical pencil

(via egberts)

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

(via verticalbutthole)

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

(via whymedhyan)